TheSweaterVestChronicles: February 2012

Tuesday, February 7, 2012

Stats

I just want to say that I am able to watch as people click onto my website and get instant stats.... as a result of this coolness, I asked the internet if it was awesome.... It told me this

http://istheinternetawesome.com/

Math

when you show a math expert

They will get excited.

After all, who doesn't love calc.... It says a lot that they put off calc to hump with you

In case anyone cares

In case anyone cares... These are stickie notes (off brand)

[Yellow](duh),

written on with a felt tip pen

-=[Poorly drawn pen].

Then I scan them and type the text for clarity

Chloriney

I love the smell of bleach.... It smells os clean and diatomic Chloriney

{Cl}-{Cl}

Just kidding

The Microscope is the microbiologist's best friend.... That doesn't explain why so many of us kick dogs though...

Mercury

Mercury is skin permeable, due to its unique properties. Although untested, saturn is likely less permeable.

Skin and heart

Keratinocytes are constantly splitting and reproducing in order to keep a protective and necessary layer of skin. And yet when we talk of empathy, compassion, and self sacrifice, we say heart.

{I don't even look like this}

Viruses

Due to lessened sunlight absorption, Minnesota has higher levels of some diseases, as we produce less vitamin D. We have lesser rates of some diseases because only masochistic viruses come to this cold

{I love the burn}

Your Shit

There are 11 recognized systems in the human body... unfortunately, none of them are designed to deal with your shit

Occupy!!!!

98% of Calcium is in the skeletal system

Occupy Bones

Neo 2

Why Few Doctors are SciFi Nerds

-Everytime We talk about a Matrix, We start thinking about Neo

Stem Cells

Sammy the Stem Cell seyz

{They say I can become anything...

Let me become a positive force

Let me become a cure

Let me become researched}

A bit longer this time....

{Authors note..... This is a bit longer, but very personal.... Enjoy!}

Ben the bird is blue because he could only find a blue felt tip pen

Normally, not finding a black felt tip pen would remind Ben of the failure he calls life

This would make ben angry, which would make him feel guilty.... and so this very minor disruption would cause ben so much stress and self hatred that he would shut down

Sometimes ben would shut down for a few minutes sometimes a few hours, usually a few days... of utter self hatred for such a silly reason that ben couldn't express himself

This would cause a spiral of self hate that ben would wish he was normal, stupid, smarter or just plain dead

Sometimes ben would think about killing himself because he could only find a blue felt tip pen.... but really because he hated himself for his reaction

Ben the bird says this almost never happens.... Ben the bird is almost always lying.... Ben the bird thinks about this alot

Ben the bird thinks that by not talking a bout it... by being strong to others..... by denying his feelings completely..... that they will just Go Away

Ben the bird knows that it wont work, but he also knows he has to do it... because its who he must be...

But one night Ben told Sarah bunny, and she was worried, because she was worried about him... She wanted him to be happy

Ben wanted Sarah to be happy, so he tried... But it wasn't until Ben saw JT the snake talk about his problems that ben knew he had to do something

So Ben did... Ben went to a councilor and started taking Zoloft, an antidepressant
{the bottle is a bitch to open}

And now even though Ben the bird is very disappointed he is in blue felt ink pen instead of black... He is acknowledging his feelings, and is on the road to being happy

That is why Ben the bird is smiling.... or at least he would be if his beak could smile....

{If I was a parallel, my author could be smiling right now}

Thursday, February 2, 2012

Woo Stem Cells!!!

Sammy the Stem Cell Seyz
{They say I can become anything.... Let me become a positive force.... Let me become a cure... Let me be researched}

If you have questions http://stemcells.nih.gov/

The virus Hunter

The Virus Hunter
{there it is!}

For this book http://www.amazon.com/Virus-Hunter-Thirty-Battling-Viruses/dp/0385485581

Scientific levels

Scientific levels

.... --> Subatomic --> Atomic --> Cell --> Tissue --> Organ --> Organ system --> Organism --> Population --> Community --> biome --> ....