Real Life Needs This

So, I really want real life to have scientific commentators. By the way, I am totally stealing this idea from Maki Naro at Sci-ənce!

Think about it, It would be SO badass to have scientific commentators. They could do everything from correct people's ignorance to... Well... Correct people's ignorance. I mean, to be fair, that is really all science does, correct people's ignorance. To be fair, Science corrects Mankind's ignorance, but same difference.

I wonder, who could we get to pay for them?