Stats

I just want to say that I am able to watch as people click onto my website and get instant stats.... as a result of this coolness, I asked the internet if it was awesome....  It told me this

http://istheinternetawesome.com/

Math

when you show a math expert 

ex

They will get excited.

After all, who doesn't love calc.... It says a lot that they put off calc to hump with you

In case anyone cares

In case anyone cares... These are stickie notes (off brand) 

[Yellow](duh), 

written on with a felt tip pen 

-=[Poorly drawn pen]. 

Then I scan them and type the text for clarity

Chloriney

I love the smell of bleach.... It smells os clean and diatomic Chloriney 

{Cl}-{Cl}

Just kidding

The Microscope is the microbiologist's best friend.... That doesn't explain why so many of us kick dogs though...

Mercury

Mercury is skin permeable, due to its unique properties. Although untested, saturn is likely less permeable. 

Skin and heart

Keratinocytes are constantly splitting and reproducing in order to keep a protective and necessary layer of skin. And yet when we talk of empathy, compassion, and self sacrifice, we say heart. 

{I don't even look like this}